Read #5 specifically. That is HORRIBLE. The maggots jump 6" from the cheese? I had to look on Wikipedia to confirm the validity of this. The maggots can live though digestion and can actually bore through the intestinal wall and even BREED in the stomach. Jezus effin' khrist.
I was just sitting in my chair rereading what I'd typed and gagged.
So anyway, my wonderful roommate has returned. After yesterdays colorful rant I'm not gonna bother today.








Still, I'm going to have to call BS on the breeding part, since guess what? Maggots don't breed. The fly life cycle just doesn't work that way. Only flies lay eggs, where the maggots then hatch and develop back into flies before they can lay any eggs.
Sounds a lot like an urban legend to me. Although eating live, indigestible maggots might not be the very best for your health, so the bloody diarrhea part might still be very well true.
like my little brother woud say: 'dis shit is WHACK!
seriously, eww.
-Juho
I rest my case.