deviant art

Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
×

×
I don't know why or how I found this. Boredom probably. I typed in "worst foods" because I thought I would find funny things like haburgers using donuts for buns and stuff. Instead I found this: [link]

Read #5 specifically. That is HORRIBLE. The maggots jump 6" from the cheese? I had to look on Wikipedia to confirm the validity of this.  The maggots can live though digestion and can actually bore through the intestinal wall and even BREED in the stomach. Jezus effin' khrist.

I was just sitting in my chair rereading what I'd typed and gagged.

So anyway, my wonderful roommate has returned. After yesterdays colorful rant I'm not gonna bother today.

:diny:
  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: BEP - I gotta feeling

28

0 17 0

Details

Stats

Submitted on
January 10, 2010
Views
28
Favourites
0
Comments
17
URL
Thumb
Only verified accounts can report policy violations. Please check your email and click on the verification link.
* Required field
Add a Comment:
 
:iconquanticchaos1000:
*QuanticChaos1000 Jan 18, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, I was hungry... :puke:
Reply
:iconsaidinwhitewolf:
~SaidinWhitewolf Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The maggots were bad and the lutefisk was enough to commit a homicide. Then it got to the baby mice wine and it was like "Nope. Done here."
Reply
:iconshortwings:
Still, the #1 was the most disgusting thing by far. Ewwch. I don't think there even is a suitable onomatopoeia to describe it.
Reply
:iconshortwings:
Okay, sure, that is one hell of a disgusting cheese. Live maggots? No thanks.

Still, I'm going to have to call BS on the breeding part, since guess what? Maggots don't breed. The fly life cycle just doesn't work that way. Only flies lay eggs, where the maggots then hatch and develop back into flies before they can lay any eggs.

Sounds a lot like an urban legend to me. Although eating live, indigestible maggots might not be the very best for your health, so the bloody diarrhea part might still be very well true.
Reply
:iconmew2cool:
blaaarf! goodbye appetite D:

like my little brother woud say: 'dis shit is WHACK!

seriously, eww.

-Juho
Reply
:iconjohnercek:
fuckin a- that site is hilarious- thanks for sharing.
Reply
:iconjosephcollins:
~JosephCollins Jan 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
#3. That instills fear and disgust in me more than anything. Why? Well just look at it!

I rest my case.
Reply
:iconhidden-traveler:
-shivers- thank you, as if reading a zombie horror novel wasn't gonna give me enough nightmares.
Reply
:iconkodyyoung:
*KodyYoung Jan 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why would people want to eat that? It can harm you outside and inside, hell even the government banned it for public safety, and they still want to eat it?
Reply
Add a Comment: