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My final project is due tomorrow. I can't afford to have my pc shutting off on me randomly at any point tonight. I knew something needed to be done about those kettles. I've tried to tell her but she wont listen to a thing I say. We couldn't make a compromise so drastic measures had to be taken. Nail polish on the plug was a trick I read in Maxim magazine once but it didn't actually work. Taking the kettles apart however did. Don't worry, I made sure nothing would short out on the inside. Safety first! I filled both kettles up with water and put them back on top of the fridge. I would be a pretty obvious suspect...however I'm not living with "rocket surgeons" as Paris Hilton so eloquently put it once.

I wonder how long before someone notices this and how long I can play dumb for.

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:iconncwingle:
~ncwIngle Dec 15, 2009  Student Digital Artist
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fuck kettles.
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:iconjessfox:
I know. I will never see a kettle the same way again.
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:iconmew2cool:
hey, what's wrong in a little sabotage ;D and yeah, it's very easy to make things not to work lol. (I'm also an electrician and a trained electronics salesperson/fixer) that was a pretty clever solution to your problem, it's gunna take her a lot of time to figure out, plenty for you to finish your work. If she tries to get you to fix 'em, tell her you're busy.

-Juho
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:iconjessfox:
I think I fixed the kettles because when they don't work it's an improvement for me. I didn't break them. =P
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:iconjohnercek:
that is awesome thought process
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:iconmew2cool:
haha, true. Just a matter of perspective eh? ;D

-Juho
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:iconjessfox:
Don't piss off an electrician, I will fuck with your shit!!!!!! lol
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:iconmew2cool:
Amen to that! >=D

-Juho
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:iconjessfox:
I think she just got her hands on a third kettle from upstairs....ugh oh.
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:iconmew2cool:
omg. *tactical facepalm*save your work in 5 min intervals <<;

-Juho
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